I got one yesterday from CK telling me that I better HURRY AND RENEW! TIME IS RUNNING OUT!!! Well, when I scoured the label on my magazine (did you know that most magazine labels tell you the month and year you are due to renew?), I found that I am paid through AUGUST 2006!!!! I don't think I need to HURRY!
Today, I got one from Paper Crafts Magazine. I am paid through Feb 2006 - but I'll miss out on my SPECIAL OFFER RATE if I don't hurry. And, they seem annoyed that they have contacted me FIVE TIMES AND I HAVEN'T RESPONDED!!!! The paper says FIFTH NOTICE!!! THEY'RE ANNOYED?! How about ME??? I'm tired of worrying about it! A couple of days ago, I got one from Simple Scrapbooks. I think that MIGHT be the only one I REALLY need to renew right now.
ATTENTION D. SPAR (the signature on all these renewal notices - they all come from the same place) When my magazines are REALLY due to expire - contact me. But, until then, PLEASE leave me alone!!!!! How many years out do you think they would get me to pay if they could???? If I paid every one of those "bills" that showed up in the mail, I think I'd be paid for all the magazines through about 2012 and they would STILL keep sending those "reminders" to me.